You represent... naivete.
So innocent and trusting... you can be very shy at
times, but it's only because you're not sure
how to act. You give off that "I need to
be protected vibe." Remember that not all
people are good. Being too trusting will get
you easily hurt.
What feeling do you represent?
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Goddess of the Night. Beautiful yet a strange
darkness and sadness lurk about you.
What element would you rein over? (For Girls)
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Lonliness dominates you. You can hide it well, but
its there, and your friends can see it. You
constantly feel alone, and need to do things to
fill your time. Your afraid to tell people
this, but sooner or later it gets out in a bad
way, and you think you screwed up everything.
And when you are in love is when you are sad
the most. (Please Vote)
What Emotion Dominates you?
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You have wings of STEEL. No one's really
sure why, but at this point in your life you've
shut off emotion to the point of extreme
apathy. You are cold and indifferent much of
the time...or perhaps you're just a good
pretender. Next to impossible to get close to,
even those who do never see the real you. It's
entirely possible that YOU don't even know the
real you. You have a certain fascination or
attraction to destruction on a massive scale -
disasters, perhaps even death or the concept of
the Apocalypse. Because you hold so much
inside, one day you're simply going to snap.
Then the mask will fall away, and your true
wings will be revealed. Until then you will
deal with whatever comes your way in icy bitter
silence and acceptance. On the positive side,
you are fearless and immeasurably strong - not
much can crack through your defenses. You
intrigue people, who can't help but wonder why
you're the way you are. A loner and one who
spends much of their time brooding and
contemplating life and death - you are a time
bomb waiting to explode and create some
destruction of your own.
*~*~*Claim Your Wings - Pics and Long Answers*~*~*
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apatheticAmy is sitting here while i write this so I gotta make it good. Today I was pushing Amy on the swing, when she brought up how funny it would be if she fell off. The swing started going sideways (as usual since the branch is crooked) and Amy starts screaming that shes going to hit the garbage can when all the sudden *SNAP* the rope comes untied from the top and Amy comes FLYING down and hits the ground. I guess its not as funny when I'm retelling it but I almost DIED laughing. Afterwords Amy and I were laughing so hard on the ground that my mom thought Amy was hurt. Amy only has minor damages though - a little rope burn but shes alright!
*On another note we had our last soccer game today - Rotterdam actually showed up! We only played 30 min halves and they played 2 men down and we played with 1 man down. We actually won the third game this season! Yippie!
*6 days until Big Day Out! 
your bitch.
What swear word are you?
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giggly[ x ] Spell your first name backwards- yesak
[ x ] The story behind your dj user name ? nickname
[ x ] Are you a lesbian? ? haha? no
[ x ] Where do you live? ? B-spa
[ x ] 4 words that sum you up ? Ugh
[ x ] Wallet ? Stolen. Stupid people
[ x ] Hairbrush ? I have a lot of those, because I lose them.
[ x ] Toothbrush ? It?s electric!
[ x ] Jewelry worn daily ? 2 rings, earrings sometimes
[ x ] Pillow cover ? Right now blue plaid with sugar daddys on them!
[ x ] Blanket ? it?s all mixed up ? hard to explain
[ x ] Coffee/Tea cup ? I don?t have my own
[ x ] Sunglasses ? none
[ x ] Underwear ? What am I supposed to say? They?re blue?
[ x ] CD in stereo right now ? SR->71, Ashanti and a walk to remember soundtrack
[ x ] Tattoos ? nope? too indecisive.. I would get sick of it
[ x ] Piercings ? 3 in each ear
[ x ] What you are wearing now ? an old soccer jersey and jeans
[ x ] Hair ? light brown. I hate my hair tho
[ x ] Makeup ? none ? just got outta the shower
[ x ] In my mouth ? lol.. im chewing on my discman wire
[ x ] In my head ? ?She taught me how to trust, and to believe in us. Then she taught me how to cuss? that bitch its oooovvvvveeeeerrrrrr?
[ x ] Wishing ? Winter wasn?t cold
[ x ] After this ? Sleep
[ x ] Eating ? The discman wire!
[ x ] If you could get away with it and murder anyone, who would it be and for what reason ? I cant answer that in 10 words or less.. and there are TOO many ppl! But Mr. Faro first
[ x ] Person you wish you could see right now ? Josh hartnett
[ x ] Is next to you ? my discman
[ x ] Some of your favorite movies ? 8 mile, Joy Ride, Love and bball
[ x ] Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month ? Snowboarding - Gore
[ x ] The last thing you ate ? What if I honestly don?t remember? Wait ? jolly rancher
[ x ] Something that you are deathly afraid of ? Drowning
[ x ] Do you like candles? ?I have been shaving wax for hours in ceramics for the candle project. Not cool
[ x ] Do you like hot wax? ? uhm?
[ x ] Do you like incense? ? yepper
[ x ] Do you like the taste of blood? ? lol
[ x ] Do you believe in love? ? Ya
[ x ] Do you believe in soul mates? ? Ya
[ x ] Do you believe in love at first sight? ? No
[ x ] Do you believe in Heaven? ? Depends on what kinda day Im having
[ x ] Do you believe in forgiveness? ? Ya
[ x ] Do you believe in God? - ya
[ x ] What do you want done with your body when you die? ? Definitely being cremated
[ x ] Who is your worst enemy? ? Im not starting anything!
[ x ] If you could have any animal for a pet, what would it be? ? Boxer puppy
[ x ] What is the latest you've ever stayed up? ? Probably when jen was over?and my dad was waking up when we went to sleep?
[ x ] Ever been to Belgium? ? Nope. But why out of all places Belgium?
[ x ] Can you eat with chopsticks? ? Im not talented. Period.
[ x ] What's your favorite coin? ? I cant say I?ve ever thought about that
[ x ] What are some of your favorite candy? ? Jolly ranchers!
[ x ] What's something that you wish people would understand? ? Why I get angry
[ x ] What's something you wish you could understand better? ? I don?t know? there are a lot of things.
[ x ] What's one thing you want to make happen for tomorrow? ? Snowboarding? But that?s Monday. Danielle might come over tomorrow?
//series one - basics
-- name: Kasey
-- birthdate: March 2nd
-- birthplace: Hospital
-- current location: home
-- eye color: blue/green
-- hair color: brown
-- height: not sure? 5?4 ish??
-- shoe size: 8
-- marital status: single
righty or lefty: righty
-- zodiac sign: pieces
-- innie or outtie: hehe, innie
// series two - describe
-- your heritage: Irish
-- the shoes you wore today: sneakers
-- your hair: down
-- your weakness: too many
your fears: drowning
-- your perfect pizza: cheese
-- one thing you'd like to achieve: getting into college, learning to snowboard better
// series three - what is...
-- your most overused phrase on aol\aim: lol
-- your thoughts first waking up: ?Just TEN more min!!!?
-- the first feature you notice in the opposite (or same) sex: eyes
-- your best physical features: ~*~
-- your bedtime: When im too tired to stay awake
-- your greatest accomplishment: I haven?t accomplished anything. But I got to the 10th grade? so Im doing alright
your most missed memory: hehe? getting chased up the st. by a fat lady, going down stairs in a laundry basket, 6 flags New England, concerts. Im missing something tho?
// series four ? you prefer
-- Pepsi or coke: coke
--McDonald?s or burger king: burger king
-- single or group dates: depends
--adidas or nike: adidas
-- Lipton iced tea or nestea: Snapple! Real Snapple facts!
-- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate
-- cappuccino or coffee: cappuccino
-- boxers or briefs: Heh, boxers
// series five - do you
-- smoke: no
-- cuss: gets me into trouble!
-- sing well: Psh - no
-- take a shower everyday: Yepper
-- do you think you've been in love: Depends on ur def. of love
-- want to go to college: duh
-- like high school: nope
-- want to get married: ya
--type with your fingers on the right keys: I don?t know which ones are the ?right? keys
-- believe in yourself: nope
-- get motion sickness: rarely. Advice ? DON?T watch the yellow lines!
-- think you're attractive: haha, no
think you're a health freak: Im the laziest person alive
-- like thunderstorms: At night
-- play an instrument: Not talented.
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- drank alcohol: nope
-- smoke(d): No
-- done a drug: no
-- had sex: no
-- go on a date: no
-- go to the mall?: yes
-- eaten an entire box of oreos: yuck
-- eaten sushi: sardine flavored jelly bean!
-- been on stage: No.. don?t wanna!
-- been dumped: nope
-- gone skating: no
-- made homemade cookies: yup
-- gone skinny dipping: brrrr
-- dyed your hair: no
-- stolen anything: my sisters shoes?
// series seven - have you ever
-- been trashed or extremely intoxicated: nope
-- been caught "doing something": I have to say ? Stacy? u didn?t answer this question!!
been called a tease: lol
-- gotten beaten up: The triple chair lift beat the crap outta me Tuesday
-- shoplifted: nope
-- if so, did you get caught: ~*~
-- changed who you were to fit in: I don?t think so
// series eight - the future
-- age you hope to be married: this is really repetitive? but like, I don?t know 20 something?
-- numbers and names of children: NONE! I hate kids
-- describe your dream wedding: wow? im 15
-- how do you want to die: It doesn?t matter if I get the most outta life first.
-- where you want to go to college: UCLA? lol
-- what do you want to be when you grow up: I want to get paid a lot?
-- what country would you most like to visit: None? I want to go all over the US tho.
= current clothes: Already stated!
= current mood: annoyed? I don?t know why Im doing this.
= current taste: nothing
= current hair: what?! ahhh
= current annoyance: This
= current smell: dinner
= current thing you ought to be doing: homework
= current desktop picture: paul walker
= current favorite groups: SR 71?
= current book: none
= current refreshment: its gone L
= current worry: passing midterms and finals
= current crush: wouldn?t you like to know?
Wow - that was really long.
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blankMore than ANYTHING I hate being confused. I HATE a lot of things... and mean it... but I really really hate being confused. I realized after talking to some of my "friends" that thats what my life is about, confusion. When I think that I really want something, I feel perfectly "normal" and everything is alright. Whenever I get what it is that I wanted, I realize that I didn't really want it... I just thought that I did. The worst part is when you lose something and you think that you want it back. I just wish that I could KNOW what the hell it is that I want, or what would make me happy rather then being stuck somewhere in the middle. I guess this doesn't make much sense, but I think Ashlee knows what I'm talking about :).
One more thing... It seems that whenever I start to get to know someone, they make me feel like shit. Most of the time it's unintentional, just little comments. But it builds up to be stories and things that just bring me down althought they are trying to make me feel better. I guess I'm just trying to say that I'm dissapointed in some of my "true" friends. But for everyone else... thanks for being there for me - thanks for letting me bitch all I need to :)
confusedOkay I have to get this off of my mind, and I have to let some people know this. I HATE ALL PEOPLE! Don't think I'm always mad at you or anything but there is something about everyone that pisses me off. Some people talk too much like Mrs. Howard. Now that lady just starts talking and doesn't stop! She's completely monotone and she doesnt explain anything. When I come in and ask her a question (that she never explained before) she tells me that it's just a homework and I'll only get a few points off! Im like WTF?! Not to mention when she reads I'm completely just falling asleep! Then their is Mrs. Grahl... that lady should be shot. (In the words of Robert, lol whitney) Seriously though... shes wayyy past her teaching years and she now has NO control over our class. This makes me just want to punch the people who wont shut up right in the face. People just WONT stop talking so we honestly.. no joke... we dont learn ANYTHING because we cant get through anything. I mean I don't have any kind of attention span so I zone out when she DOES talk yet I get all the notes down and I know what we are doing for the most part. When people are talking she just stops class to tell up how bad we are being and that we are all going to fail the exam. "Comon, this is level three guys!" Ya well then just KICK THEM OUT! But nooo instead she sends them across the room.. so now they have to talk LOUDER to be heard! COMEON LADY just send them out! I'm so sick of that class it's not even funny. I would get my classes changed if it didn't mean getting my whole schedual changed :( Now on to people I hate.. I hate people who copy! I mean where ever you go there are people wearing the same clothes, everyone has the same backpack and the same shoes. That doesn't even bother me... I had to wear a uniform for 7 years so I'm fine with that, and I even blend into the crowd. What I don't like are the people that LIKE the same things everyone else likes. All the people who don't have their own opinions, and need someone else to tell them what they like, they should also be shot :) (I'm just kidding!) But seriously, that has got to be my BIGGEST pet peeve... and i have a lot! If you don't know what to like, and you have to wait until one of your friends likes something... you have a serious problem with insecurity. People who buy the same things, or like the same people as someone else are completely clueless. I can't even comprehend what it's like not to relly LIKE something, to just do and like what ever someone else does. I mean is that even possible, don't those people really like something else.. are they just too afraid to like something that someone else doesn't. I dont know but I can tell those people right now that I'm not going to get mad at you if you like some celebrity that I dont care for, or if you go buy a pair of jeans that I would never wear.. because IT DOESNT MATTER TO ME what they do.. It just pisses me off when these people worry so much what other people do that they "LIKE" something just to fit in. AHHH sorry.. but i just HAD to get that out.. and for every freakin person that has asked.. I AM NOT going to see 8 Mile just because Eminem is in it. And this is another good example. WHen I saw a preview for it last summer. No one had heard of it and I couldn't wait to see it. Everyone else was like.. "Ya I want to see it too, it's gonna be awesome! Eminem is in it right?" Im like WTF?! How do you even know what it's about, you just want to see it because he is in it.. so when people ask me if thats why IM going to see it.. that makes me really mad.
bitchyDear Whoever this may concern,
I am writing to you as a 15 year old student about the security in your facilities. The other night I attended a well known rap concert. I was sitting in the double E section to the left of the stage and I could see perfectly well although I was shorter than most of the people in front of me. I was surprised, and I have to say the seating is great! However, when I was reaching my seat there were already people there. They kindly told us that we were closer to the stage. When we went to the other side a security gaurd informed us that those were our seats and let us confront all three people in order to get them out of our seats. They did leave without a problem though. Later on during the show people began filtering down our aisle and standing on the stairs watching the concert. (I had an aisle seat). Soon there were great clouds of smoke forming around my section. Since we didn't know who it was there was nothing to be done about it. When Nelly came on stage however the people next to us were at fault. They were blatently smoking something other than ciggarates close to 3 inches away from me. Now as I'm looking for a security gaurd there is not one to be found, and like I said, I'm only 15 and I wasn't about to start a fight with these people. Now the people in front of me are standing on their chairs. I kindly tap one on the shoulder and tell her that I cannot see. She tries to get out of my way, but the fact is that EVERYONE is standing on their chairs and so to beat that, you just have to stand on YOUR chair. So that's what I did... I stood up. A little while later I get a tap on my own shoulder, and the girl behind me in the aisle want's me to sit the hell down now(that's putting it KINDLY!) I point at the people ahead of me and inform her that I cannot see either. She tells me again to sit the "hell" down because she cant see and so I'm making it so no one else can see. (Now, maybe if she was in her OWN seat she would be able to stand on it) I tell her no and go back to watching the concert. A guy taps me now and points to the girl that had talked to me before and he tells me to sit down. I tell him I cannot see and he tells me to watch the screen for the people farther back (what he SOULD have been watching from where he was SUPPOSED to be). I tell him no, and that he should find his own seat or that HE should watch the screen. Now both of these people are angry with me and I'm really nervous. The guy tells her to just "knock her off her ****ing seat." Now I'm only 15 but I know that if that happened, I might have gotten kicked out or even arrested for retaliating. About 2 minutes later they tap me again and again curse at me and tell me to sit down. Finally my older sister notices and moves me away from them, and they didn't bother her for the rest of the night considering she's almost 30. Now, if you had the proper security at these concerts I would not have had this problem. I should have been able to find a security gaurd (which I WAS looking for, yet if I had found one I would not have been able to get into the aisle to reach them) and they should have been able to clean out the aisle and the smoking (who were by now dropping ashes on the seat in front of mine).
However, I loved the concert and I hope there are many more like it to come. Thank you for your time
Kasey Cooke
hopefulEarlier today I was cleaning out my room, and when I was going through my envelope of papers that I cant get myself to throw out I wondered why some of them were just sitting there, forgotten? though this entry is probably going to be long most of it is just copied and pasted in here, but it?s my way of throwing out the papers. I hope it brings a smile to your face J I know it did mine.
? Standing at the edge of a lake a man saw a women failing about in the deep water. Unable to swim the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up and them man told him that his wife was drowning and that he couldn?t swim? he would give the fisherman a 100 dollars if he would save her. The fisherman dove into the water and in 10 powerful strokes he reached the woman, put his arm around her and swam back to shore. Depositing her at the feet of the man he asked where his money was. The man said, ?Look when I saw her going down for the third time I thought it was my wife, but this is my mother-in-law.? The fisherman reached into his pocket and replied, ?Great, just my luck. How much do I owe you??
~*~
? Ski season is almost here! Hence the following list of exercises to get you prepared:
o 16- Visit your local butcher and pay $30 dollars to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half hour. Afterwards burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up
o Soak your gloved and store them in the freezer after every use
o Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night
o If you wear glasses, begin wearing them with glue smeared on the lenses
o Throw away a hundred dollar bill-now
o Find the nearest ice rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you are looking for your car. Sporadically drop things
o Place a small but angular pebble in your shoes. Line them with crushed ice and then tighten a c-clamp around your toes
o Buy a new pair of gloves and immediately throw one away
o Secure one of your ankles to a bed post and ask one of your friends to run into you and high speed
o Go to McDonalds and insist on paying $8.50 for a hamburger, be sure you are in the longest line
o Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face
o Drive slowly for five hours ? anywhere ? as long as it?s in a snowstorm and you?re following an 18 ? wheeler.
o Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast your face. Leave the ice on your face until it melts, let it drip into your clothes
o Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off because you have to go to the bathroom
o Slam you thumb in a car door. Don?t go see a Doctor
o Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday until its time for the real thing!
~*~
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. ?Be still my heart? thought the doctor, ?My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!? Then the little girl spoke into the instrument, ?Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order??
~*~
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find his headlights broken and considerable damage. There is no sign os the offending vehicle but he?s relieved to see there is a note stuck under the windshield wiper. ?Sorry, I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think that I?m leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I?m not.?
~*~
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of the sudden he heard a parrot cry out. ?Jesus is going to get you.? The robber ignored it and takes the TV. Again the parrot cries out, ?Jesus is going to get you.? The robber got a little worried. ?What?s your name birdie?? the reply was, ?Moses.? The robber laughed to himself, ?What dummy names you Moses?? ?The same dummy that called his rottweiler Jesus.?
~*~
Two guys were taking chemistry at the University of Alabama. They were so confident going into the final that two days before, they decided to go up to the University of Tennessee and party with some friends. They had a great time. However, they overslept and didn't make it back to Alabama until the morning of the exam.
Rather than take the final, they found their professor afterward to explain why they missed the final. They told him that they went up to the University of Tennessee for the weekend, and had planned to come back in time to study, but that they had a flat tire on the way back, and didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time, so they were late in getting back to campus. The professor thought this over and told them they could make up the final on the following day.
The two guys were relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day for the final. The professor placed them in separate rooms, and handed each of them a test booklet and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, which was worth 5 points. It was something simple. "Cool," they thought. "This is going to be easy." They did that problem and then turned the page.
Question #2 said:
"Which tire? (95 Points)."
~*~
? During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.
? When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
? If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of year.
? All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to the waist level on the man lying beside her.
? The Chief of Police will almost always suspend his star detective - or give him 48 hours to finish the job.
? All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.
? It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down.
? The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place - noone will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.
? Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is their polar opposite.
? The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
? All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
? If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition, even if you haven't been carrying any before now.
? You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
? Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language - a German accent will do.
? If your town is threatened by an imminent natural disaster or killer beast, the mayor's first concern will be the tourist trade or his forthcoming art exhibition.
? A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
? When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill - just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.
? Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.
? If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
? Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning even though their husband and children never have time to eat it.
? Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.
? All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.
? A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of RFK stadium.
? Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.
? Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.
? It is not necessary to hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.
? Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
? It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.
? A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
? It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
? When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
? No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
? Once applied, lipstick will never rub off - even while scuba diving.
? You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
? Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds - unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
? Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired.
~*~
A man died and his wife phoned the newspaper to place an obituary. She called the obituary department and said, ?This is what I want to print: Bernie is dead.? The man at the newspaper said, ?But for 25 dollars you are allowed 6 words.? The woman answered, ?Okay, then print: ?Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.?
~*~
Milo passed away and Bud called 911. The 911 operator told Bud that she would send someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator. Bud replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive." The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?" There was a long pause and finally Bud said, "How 'bout if I drag there over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"
~*~
`Twas Da Night Befo` Christmas
Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill Mookie and BeBe was snug in the cribin the back bedroom cuz that's how we live and moms in her do-rag and me with my nine had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine All of a sudden a low rider rolled by Bumpin phat beats cuz the system's fly I bounced to the window at a quarter pas'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's-- well anyway I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin just mind yo' bidness I said, for real doe, come check dis out We weren't even buggin, no worries, no doubt Cuz bumpin an thumpin' from around da way Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh Da beats was kickin, da ride was phat I said, Yo red Dawg, you all that! He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz,"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise! To the top of the projects and across the strip mall,We gots ta go, I got a booty call!" He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof and sippin on a 40, he busted a move I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack! But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin. he slid down the fire escape smoove as a cat and busted the window with a b-ball bat I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?" he said,"You best get on up out my face!" His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old He dropped down the duffle, Clippers logo on the side Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide. A wink of his eye and a shine off his god toof He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof He jumped in his hooptie with rims made of chrome To tap that booty waitin at home and all I heard as he cruised outta sight was a loud and hearty....."WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
~*~
All men have the right to dig their own graves. I have the right to sell them the shovels.
~*~
God is a comedian with an audience too afraid to laugh
~*~
You never stop loving someone; you just learn to live without them
~*~
You won?t die from a broken heart. You just wish you did
~*~
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck
~*~
Some people are only alive because it?s illegal to kill
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"Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too,Went for a ride in a flying shoe,"Hooray!" "What fun!" "It's time we flew!" Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too. Ickle was captain, Pickle was crew,And Tickle served coffee and mulligan stew As higher And higher And higher they flew,Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too. Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too, Over the sun and beyond the blue."Hold on!""Stay in!""I hope we do!"Cried Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too. Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too Never returned to the world they knew,And nobody knows what happened to Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too.
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Now I Sit Me Down in School
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule.
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.
**If Scripture now the class recites
It violates the Bill of Rights.
Anytime my head I bow
Becomes a federal matter now.
**The law is specific;
the law is precise.
Praying out loud is no longer nice.
Praying aloud in a public hall
Upsets those who believe in nothing at all.
**In silence alone we can meditate
And if God should get the credit-great!
They are bringing their guns;
I don't dare bring my Bible,
To do so, might make me liable.
So, now Oh Lord, this plea I make;
Should I be shot in school,My soul please take.
depressedWhen I first starting listening to B2K I fell in love, with their music, so of course I couldn't pass up any opportunity to see them in a concert, so don't make fun.. they ROCK! Danielle Maea and I went, and we got in our seats a little after the first act finished.. they were a bunch of girls.. so we arn't exactly sure who they were because we missed it! BUT then like five HOTT guys come out on stage, and they keep saying, "Thank you for making us number ONE!" These five boys are known as IMX... and if you are clueless, we were too.. but they were AWESOME... the dancing was crazy hott, and the music was sweet. It was kinda funny though. They told the audience to sing along, and when they got to the chorus they would hold their mics out, so we didn't know the words. Then I realized that the 8 year old next to me was singing about her, "very first time." I was cracking up when they told everyone to clap along if they remembered their very first time and tons of little kids were clapping along and singin. They were wicked cool though, and their dancers were def HOTT! I felt horrible when they announced that they had one more song before they were done and the audience started chanting, "B2K, B2K!" O well, when that was over we waited about 5 min while they changed all the banners from IMX to B2K... and guess who came out! Ya I know, it's a toughie, but B2K! Man, they ROCKED! The dancing was so freakin cool and the music (of course, my whole reason for going) But definitly their dancing! Of course they didn't do "Hey little lady" but I'm okay, I think that I will survive. They had mad fireworks, and they all danced by them selves while the audience chanted their names, they were so freakin cool.. They way they moved, I def dont bend like that! When one of them ( I dont know them by name ) was trying to "win" by having his side louder than his opponent.. (another guy from B2K) he ran down into the crowd...(to get more "personal" with his side) and some girl RUSHED over the fence and nearly fell down all the stairs trying to get to him! It was awesome! He was just like, "I don't think thats going to happen tonight!" and went back up on stage. At another point when Bow Wow came out ROC ran out into the crown and people went CRAZY grabin him, he lost A LOT of clothes and security had to follow him. When lil bow wow came out he was so cute! I don't even like him but u just HAD to when you saw him! He was adorable, and he was jumping around dancing, he's so short! One of his songs was like. "I'm just too young to get down like that..." It was just cute I guess. After a while even Maea Danielle and I were singing along. But then when they did Ghetto Girl they were bringing four girls on stage and ROC was like.. I need someone whos old enough for me, someone who drove here... someone who's at least 19. NOW I don't understand that, because bow wow is our age, wtf? Anywho we were screaming our heads off it was SOO much fun. But it was great when they came out DJing and played AWESOME music, to make it into a "so so def" concert in the dog house. Oh yea and Lil bow wow renamed the pepsi arena because he doesnt drink pepsi, so he wants it to be the doghouse arena.. or something like that. It was soo great to watch him throw his shoes into the crowd.. people nearly KILLED each other to get at them, and some girls ripped a DJ's shirt into like 100ths when he took it off and threw it into the crowd. There were so many fire works, and so many things going on on stage that it was CRAZY.. it was SO much fun!! When we left, we were the first people to get out of the parking lot but so many people were blocking it that guess what we "HAD" to watch go by? Yep TOUR BUSSES!!! The only thing we saw was a hand, and someones head.. but still that was AWESOME!
giddyAlright, every few days Danielle decides to remind me that she's coming over to my house "this weekend" so finally I asked if she could come over (I've been pretty busy) and she couldn't.. figures BUT to make it up to me she gave me the best present ever (well, it's up there... I can think of other things :))Her daddy works at the dealership up in Saratoga by the mall, and if you haven't noticed (which of course you SHOULD have) they just got two Audi TTs in, one silver, and one black (like my future car). Well my present was going for a ride in them! It was SOO much fun, we got to sit in them,and her dad drove the silver one (we got to ride) Now I realize this doesn't sound very exciten, but it is for me considering thats my future car! It was really awesome.. and the inside it sweet! You should have heard us screaming when I touched the metal plate inside of the car and it flipped up to show a HUGE radio/cd player thingy! It was GREAT! I felt kind of retarded however while we stood there right in front of the dealership by the road, drooling over the cars and snapping pictures of each of us actually TOUCHING it! Some people really were staring too, jerks! :)
energeticEveryone knows what the sky coaster at the great escape is right? Well for Danielles brothers birthday we all went to the Great Escape. Danielles parents were dead set on not letting her go on that no matter what we said, so we planned on going someother day.. as we were leaving her dad heard us talking about how much we wanted to go on it, and outta no where he lets us go. Robbie didn't wanna pass up the oportunity but he was kinda nervus, so this really hott guy told Robbie that he could get a feel for it without it going up, and decide then. So Danielle and I follow him out to the three vests that are laying out on the floor. Uh oh, are we gonna have to lay down to put these complicated looking thingys on?? Danielle gets called over to this short lady who tells Danielle to "dive" through the cords, and Robbie is being comforted by someone else who helps him on with his vest. This leaves the guy to put it on for me! :) When they tell us not to look down, well the three of us look down. The guy that was strapping the cords on around my feet looked up and smiled, both Danielle and Robbie were told that they wouldn't be able to finish putting the vests on if they didn't look straight ahead! (aha) The lady comes over to me when we were finally in and tells me that Im going to pull the rip cord. Without hesitation I tell her that I'm not going to (I know it sounds a little mean or something but I didn't wanna be responsible) We "argue" for a little while before I agree under the conditions that there is NO possible way to screw up. When we got out to the little blue thingy we didn't know what to expect, they told us to look at them, then go to the other side. Finally they told us to put our foot bars down and put our feet on them. They told us that the next part was the worst, and not to hang on to the wall. Next thing we know the blue thing goes out from undernethe us, and we are suspended about an inch from it horizontally. Now that was def the scariest part of the ride, and Robbie decided that he didn't want to do it and so they bring us back up. We get up and Robbies gets off, and when the hott guy starts counting down for us to go back down again I realize that my foot is caught in the mess of cords behind me! i look back and this other guy (10x cuter than the first) laughs, he tells the other guy to hold on while he gets me unstuck. The whole time I was like, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry" like a moron. We do the scary part again and start going up, the guy that untangled me starts giving us all these last min instructions, so I asked if it would kill us if we didn't follow them, he told me no and I was relieved because I couldn't remember a word that he said. As we were going up I told Danielle that if she threw up I'd kill her, and the first guy (Steve) told her that we would help. Halfway up Danielle screams "I love you guys" now from my pov I could have sworn she was yelling to the guys undernethe us that worked there. (She had been yelling to her parents) Anyway, we reach the top and the guy says "3-2-1 flyers fly" (something like that)and so i try and pull the damn rip cord. It moves like an inch and nothing happens. I'm like, "Oh shit danielle, It's not workin" She's told me to try again and this time it worked (yey). When we got to the part where the guy told us to spread our arms Danielle did and hit me right in the face (of course I had no idea because like I said I didn't know what he said) So we are swinging until the guys hold out a long poll with a circle on the end and tell us to grab on, so we do and we are just hanging there above them for a while. As we're coming down the cute one is saying something to Steve, and Danielle asks, "What?" and so he turns and asks, "What?" so this goes on for a while until the guy just shakes his head and Danielle realizes that he hadn't been talkin to her. As soon as we touch the bottom Danielle starts walking away. I Turn to look and the cute one was holding on to the cord as if he had been trying to unhook her, he gives me a funny look, and waits for Danielle to stop walking (she finally gives up and turns to see we arn't unhooked yet) and he lets us out. The next people are going up and Steve tells them not to grab on the wall... so of course I grab the wall. I notice the cute one looks at me, so I start laughin, "I'm sorry, I grabbed the wall, could you find it in your heart to forgive me?" he shakes his head at me and decides, maybe. Steve greets us on the ground and helps us down. He asks us if it was THAT bad, and I realize my knees are shaking. I bend down to stop them and Steve backs up onto the grass. "Your not going to get sick are you?" I laugh, nope I didn't get sick. Steve comes back and grabs our footbars and walks behind us, he tells us, "Okay good, Steve's clean, I dont wanna be cleaning up puke." So we survived! :) It was soooo much fun, now for sky diving!!
blahNow... last year I was at the fiar everyday except one. This year I figured I would go most days andI had plans to go with Kerry one day, then Maea the next and Danielle the third, and "Midnight Madness" with a whole group of kids. When Kerry and I got there the first day it was a huge dissapointment. Last year there were a few good upside down rides but this year the dummy in charge of the fiar hired Amusements of America to take the place of Silver Dollar Shows. Kerry and I made the best of it and rode all the rides. The next day I dragged myself out of bed and was ready to go with Maea to another long day at the fair. Now I should probably mention the whole point of this entry- EVERY carnie at the fair commented on how pretty Maea is. The ones at the games offered her free prizes and games, and ones at rides asked her what nationality she is. On the fireball the people around Maea were screaming really loud. When we got off the carnie in the booth of the ride announced that "The girl in the camoflouge shorts had the loudest mouth on the ride" (maea) that was pretty funny considering that everytime we went on that ride he would announce that he was sure he had someone on the ride that would scream. Maea and I were heading into the music funhouse later on, and were just a little worried that we werent going to make it up the two stairs that happen to be moving in oposite directions, now I'm not in any way saying that I couldn't get up them, I just didn't wanna fall. So we are working our way up when these two carnies take our hands and help us up into the house. The one that grabbed Maea pulls her close to him and they are sorta "slow dancing" with her all mushed up against him. I can't help it - I just start laughing my ass off. The one that took me starts dancing outta the door way, and he twirls me around a few times. Now it's not funny anymore. I try and hint that I'm going up the stairs and through the rest of the fun house, praying that no one I know sees me.. but he wont leme go. I get nervus, but the thing is that all these little kids keep coming in, and anyone at the fair could have walked in, so he starts dancing.. now I'm watching him - he was soo fun just to watch! When he lets me go I hurry up the stairs and away from them, and soon after Maea follows, under one condition... we come back to visit. We certinally didn't intend to so we are on our way. Later when we are walking past the one that was at the door, and the one that took Maea called Maea over and asked her what nationality she is and tell her she's fine. So now whenever we try walking past they call us in, when Maea goes to talk to the one who took her in the beginning I'm led back into the fun house to watch the one that took me (If only we knew their names this would be sooo much easier) and I'm watching him dance. Now it's sorta the same senario only now he resorts to teaching me how. I decline the offer and keep backing up, so he tells the one that was at the door I wont dance. I protest and argue that Maea isn't either.. shes just sorta smushed up against the other guy. So the one at the door comes over to me and starts dancing, wayyy tooo close for comfort. When he's finished he backs off and asks me if Ima do my thing, now I'm scared - I decline and tell them I'm just going to leave. The first guy starts dancing again until little kids come in. Relieved Maea and I are let go, while they try to get the little kids to dance. Maea sneaks past the guy that had been dancing "with me" and so I try, but he notices and Im trapped behind him. Maea laughs and waits for me to argue my way out. He gives me big brown puppy dog eyes and a broken neck look. We hurry out and start avoiding the house all together. This of course - due to my luck - doesnt work when the one that was dancing with me calls us over from a ride on the other side of the fun house. We go over and talk for a while, and he lets us go on his ride even though our stamps are void after 6. He asks us to stay longer and offers to buy us new stamps, puppy eyes and all. We tell him no and leave for the day (even after he really did buy us one.. we didn't accept) Danielle never called me back so that fell through, so I ended up going with Amy. She wanted to go on the cliffhanger, and so on the way on he hit me playfully in the leg, and when the ride was over he stopped it purposely so that my sandles are in front of me instead of behind me. He stands over them and keeps asking me if I really want them. Then he comes over and wipes dust from the ride off of my ass, while I'm still stuck in the ride. Then he finally hands me my sandles and lets us out, telling me to come back and visit. Now, avoiding both the house and the cliffhanger on both sides at the same time is tough but I managed. When leaving a little after six, I heard him scream from the swings, "HEY!!!!" Amy starts cracking up, and so reluctantly I go over to see what he wants, he tells me i can go on the swings though my stamp doesnt work after 6, and I tell him no, that I'm leaving. When he asks when I'm coming back I say that I'm probably not, though maybe tomorrow night. He told me he would be there waiting. ugh. When I show up with a whole group he is there, at the swings. And after its over he catches up to say Hi. I soo do not wanna be seen talking to this guy so I sorta ignore him and keep going. So for the rest of the night I was home free (I wish I could say the same for Maea) and I just didnt look as I passed his ride and I wouldn't go on it. But when everyone in our "group" wanted to go in the music house they didn't wait for Maea when she got pulled aside by the carnie that "slow danced" with her. (I have to comment on his dancing tho, she was so smushed against him it was hilarious. And then they were hardly moving. I could quite possibly have taken them a whole year to go in one complete circle) They go through the house laughing because Maea keeps getting pulled aside. Not wanting her to get kidnapped or raped I stayed and waited. One of the times we ended up at the funhouse with everyone (they wanted to watch N*sync) I lost Maea. When I found her she sorta hurried me out in a funny way.. when I asked what the hell happened to her she explained that he kissed her. Now I'm laughing soo hard it hurts. I ask her how and she tells me just on the lips, and if she hadnt like pushed as hard as she could to get away there would have been some tongue. (LMAO) (no she didnt get raped, and she wasnt even close - Thank God) However later when its just Maea and I, the one I "danced" (He did all the dancing) with grabs me as I walk by, he asks why I never stop and say Hi. I tell him that I was sorry, but I rode all the rides.. or something like that, I couldn't think. Sometime during this I cought a glimps of everyone I came to the fair with waiting for me, AHHH. In response to what I said he asked what about him. Confused I asked What about you? and he tole me that he was a ride. Now Im thinking "Pshyco".. soI sorta pull away (now he's got his arm around me) and catch up with everyone. I tell them what happened and Gab tells me shell beat him up. (Thanks gab! :)) That night I wouldn't even go near that ride, and we were now avoiding the house even more because Maea kept getting called over. This time we took off without intending to say bye or of returning, but that ALWAYS changes. When Maea's parents werent returning from scroon lake until later, to kill time, guess what we do? We go to the fair! (I have no life) This time we get there and realize that there are no stamps all day.. only tickets. Of course psycho offers us on his ride, though we had to make it look like we handed him tickets. I ripped a chunk outta his sign standing there tho. He told us that on his break he would get us on rides, hey at least he's good for something! We walked around for a while, and we met these two pretty good looking kids from galway. Anways we told him Maea was going to scroon lake and we had to leave before his break (which was true). I went back later w/ Gab and didnt even see him, which was fine by me. Then on Sunday Gab wanted to go one more time, so I went with her and Alex. Gab loves the cliffhanger, so I was on it quite a few times with her because Alex didn't want to go on it. The guy kept letting everyone off except us, and then just staring at up before actually letting us off. When we did get off he would hit my softly in the leg. I was kinda glad that he wasn't taking to me anymore, and not aknowledging me, but I did feel like he was mad at me or something. Once while Gab and I were on it we layed on the outside carts, and werent paying attention when we heard "Hey ladies" and felt someone jump in the middle. We thought it was the carnie and were like "What the hell" turns out it was some kid wqe had never seen before, and his friends filled the cart behind us so he just got on with us. It was kinda odd, but whatever. Finally we only had time for a ride that didn't have a line, and wouldnt you know it - the cliffhanger. I was really tired, and I had my head down before it started. The guy came up to me so that my head was at his chest and he was like rubbing my head. I looked up and he kept asking if I was alright. I said that I was and assured him until he left. I asked "What about you, why dont you ever smile?" Well he let us off without leaving us there last, or anything at all for that matter. We left and thats the last I saw him. Now even though I am grossed out by the fact he's a carnie.. I guess I don't think they are THAT gross, I kinda, sorta, almost feel bad for them. Either way I', glad it's over with!
annoyedOkay, Danielle and I have been planning to go to the Ja Rule concert for weeks now. We bought our outfits, and then took years getting ready. When we drove into the parking area a black plastic bag flew off of the bridge over us, hit the car in front of us, and then ours. That was scary considering we thought we were going to get shot any second. When we got to our seats Danielle and I got excited at how well we could see. We were soo close!! When everyone got hyped up enough and Ashanti came out everyone stood on their chairs, so we followed the crowd. We could see so well.. we were screaming our heads off. A little after Ja Rule came out (with a cigar and bottle of liquor) we got led right up in front of the FRONT ROW. So now we find ourselves standing right in front of an 8 foot speaker looking directly at Ja Rule who is only about 10ft away. But it gets better, he climbs the speaker until we are only about 1/2ft away from him looking up. I swear that was the greatest thing that happened to me.. in my 15 yrs. Oh yea, and when we got to the front.. he took off his shirt, and we have to say that we give his tummy 2 thumbs up! Afterwords Danielle and I were still in shock, but that didn't stop us from walking the St. trying to find the ppl selling shirts. We never did find them, because they ran out.. this is the first concert that I have ever been to that they didn't sell shirts at, or anything for that matter. I asked some girl who had like 3 where she got hers, and she told me they were all out. I offered to buy hers but se refused. (Some people are soo stingy) - Thats our adventure for the night.. and we are totally content with that. Front row, Ja Rule concert - I guess it doesn't get better huh? Well we are out - ttyl.. night!
ecstaticAight, today we got up early to go to MA. Six flags. Danielle and I only had one thing on mind - ride all the roller coasters and upside down rides as many times as possible. This means not wasting time on anything boring. SO - as soon as we got there (when it opened) we waited in line for the Superman for 40 min. It was worth it though it was AWESOME from the front. Then we ran around trying to do as many rides as possible. The last ride before checking in was the Mind Eraser - now I suggest anyone prone to headachs or with any type of earrings not to go on this ride. My ears are all completely healed.. yet they hurt soo bad after this ride. If you dont like the Steamin Deamon for the reason you get knocked around - this is worse, a lot worse.If you think that the Mind Eraser is bad, try the Cyclone. It's a wooden rollercoaster, and right before we got on some guy was litterally stuck in the seat, for a WHILE. When we got off, it was Danielles turn... she was stuck. I couldn't do anything but laugh my ass off at her face when she realized everyone else was gone. She got our in record time compared to our buddy who was stuck before us.. but hey - she was stuck. We went on the Superman two more times in a row because it was short, and of course we hit Batman about 2x, and scream a few. We did everything there was there - not wasting time on anything non-scary like. We had to go on the Superman ONE more time before we left, and that was NOT a good thing to do. About 1/4 mile away from 6 flags property (in an intersection no less) Danielle demands that her mother pulls over, thankfully we didn't get killed - but Danielle did get sick - there goes her lunch! A police man that had been directing traffic came over to make sure everyone was all right. We did all of the rides and had a GREAT time! (Hey, she threw up AFTER we left.. so that doesn't count!)
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cheerfulI never wrote about yesterday so I'll sum that up too. Amy Danielle and I went minni golfing (yes, again) only this time it was a 5 stroke penalty YESSS! So we fooled around, again most weren't even on the damn course but it was aight. We got pictures of us on all the "cool" greens and we each got at least two hole in ones!! Danielle and I are awesome golfers, we did soo much better then last time! We didn't even get in the 60s! Afterwords we stopped to get food, Amy and I were joking around and hitting each other. I hit her so hard in the side she thought she was gonna die (sorry Ammmy!) Ugh, now I'm just rambling on and on.. wasting ur time (HA HA! <~ LMAO Danielle, Maea) SOOO graduation was sad.. when it's our graduation day I know Im going to cry! Somewhere around the "Ms" it got a little boring! (Congrats to Gab's grandpa, and everyone else who graduated (hiem)!) Aight after words we had a soccer game (and we lost... wut else is new). Today however I emptied out my penny bank and got enough money for the Nelly CD because it came out TODAY.. and its def worth it!!and my dearest mother bought me the Ja Rule Cd (gotta get siked for the concert!! 7/12... it's about to rock, rite Danielle?)Finally I got my ear pierced in the middle of my right ear. It def hurt more than any of my others, but not as long. I love it soo much! When (if ever) it heals I'm going to get a little tiny hoop and its going to look awesome! aight well I'm out
cheerfulAfter the math final Danielle and I decide to walk to my house (sheese I think I spend wayyy too much time with her! .. lol.. I'm just kiddin Danielle, u know that, rite?) We go to the mall to catch a movie. We had about 30 min before the movie so we go to the piercing pagoda to get a pair of earrings. The lady makes us wait for her to pierce this girls ears. As we are watching she closes the gun and goes to take it off.. but the middle part with the earrings in it is stuck to the girls ear! We were so grossed out that I have decided it is worth the trip to Mass where I got my cartalidge done to get my next piercing done. So the lady asks if I have a perferred customer card and I tell her that I left it at home. She offers to look it up on the computer and I tell her my name. Because my last name is spelled differently I spell it for her. She gives me THE DIRTIEST look I have ever seen and asks me, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?" I kinda stutter because I'm not really sure what just happened. She's just like, "Oh" and continues typing! Wow.. that was pretty scary right there! So Danielle and I go to the movie. It was a really really good CIA movie (sorry megan) and I actually understood it. My sugestion is not to go with a group however. Last time we tried that a whole bunch of us went to see the movie Sum of all Fears, which Megan (oh bright one) picked out. None of us understood it (maybe because we weren't really paying attention) and so Megan, Whitney, Matt and I ended up throwing a bouncy ball around the mall! The people that stayed to watch however did enjoy it (those that understood) My point it, this is one of those movies you have to pay attention to. (Matt Damon = eye candy!! He's really hott in this movie!)Some memorable moments - "How can I forget about you. You're the only person I know." -- "I don't know who I am! I can tell you the licence plates on all six cars out there, the best place to look for a gun is in the cab of the gray truck, the man by the bar is about 210 pounds and knows how to carry himself." -- In the foreground the girl is looking under all the plants for a house key, unoticable in the background Jason just walks through the door breaking in-- There was one problem though - I have now devoted the rest of my summer to going to the theaters to see every showing of the upcoming movie 8 Miles.. with Eminem. I spent the whole movie thinking about this upcoming movie after I saw the previews for it! I am so sure that it is going to be THE bestest movie ever! I will be at EVERY showing during the time it is out at the Wilton Mall.. (well at least the first) If you wanna come with, tell me... we can get a group going! (ITS GOING TO BE AWESOME!!!)) I can't WAIT!!!!!
excitedThis is the first entry I don't have anything good to say! Well.. to begin with our supervisor for BARC has explained to us that offsides in REC is just offsides postion. The player no longer has to touch the ball for it to be considered offside. Maea and I are reffing the intermediate game and we blow our whistles on an offside play and the ball goes in the net. So of course all the little kids go running back to their positions to restart the game. Maea and I are yelling, "blue kick!" and motioning for kids to come back. Meanwhile most of the parents are spreading the news that its offsides. The blue takes the kick and its down at the green end where a blue ball has managed it's way on to our field. I see the ball briefly before the blue team scores. I call it as a goal while I listen to the parents behind me muttering, "how can you count that ref?!" I place the ball in the center and the game continues. Once again the green team is offsides before they score and the same thing happens. This time I hear a mutter in the crowd of, "what was that call?" so I sorta yell that the play was off before it was in the goal and they continue. Behind me on the side lines I am now listening to a parent bitching about the reffing, "what the hell is this offsides anyways, what kind of bullshit game are you calling ref?" About a minute after that kick the quarter ends. Next thing I know I have this HUGE man in my face screaming at me. This guy is so tall that I'm reading the logo on his shirt because I can't see his face. He is yelling that,
"I never want to hear you talk to me that way again!"
Me: "I'm sorry, I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about, I never directly confronted you."
Scary Man: "Well I want to know what this offside bullshit is"
Me: I begin explaining patiently (which I have no responsibility to do) to the man what it is
SM: "Then why aren't you making the calls down at the other end?!"
Me: "DO YOU KNOW WHAT OFFSIDES IS? I AM NOT FAVORING ANY TEAM!"
SM: "YES! I am not saying you are, I want to know why you didn't make the calls on the other side."
Me: "I didn't see any offside on the other end, I'm sorry if I missed it"
SM: "I mean the second ball on the field, you didn't call interference or anything."
Me: "Yes, because it didn't hinder the game at all."
SM: "No, because you didn't see the play and you are incompetent."
He storms off the field, but returns later, not to talk to me but to argue with another parent
Now another coach has come on the field and is arguing with us about offsides. I tell them that our director told us that because it is REC that we call offside position as offsides and that I know what offsides is. He tells me that he doesn't care if it's the World Cup or BARC that offsides is offsides and that I don't know what I'm calling and not to call ANYTHING... finally that he's going to call Mr. Shaw when he gets back because he wants him to know what's going on and that I don't know the rules. I tell him to go ahead and call him to hear what he has to say and tell him if he wants to ref I'm leaving and begin to walk off the field. He says, "No, don't do that" and begins walking off. Another coach comes on the field and yells, "Hey dude! it's just a game!" and now there are like 5 arguments going on all at once. Maea and I threaten to leave and then somehow every parent manages to make their way off the field. The coach that came out to save us was very helpful and kind.. the only reason we stayed there. We finished the game and this is my 100th time reciting this story. It's hard to imagine how scary it is if you have never reffed... but I was literally shaking! Ay! I hate people.
frustratedAfter the science test I made Danielle stay for the math review. (I got a whole 5 points added to my average just for going!) After we walked home. Because last time we didn't really do anything we were determined not to waste a perfectly good day. My mom sugests minni golfing so even though we know we suck we decide to give it a try. When we get there there is NO ONE and I mean NO ONE else on the course. We don't wanna waste the day so we just go and pay. We get there and we realize just how bad we suck... we hit it everywhere except near the hole. Some of them went onto other greens! (Thank GOD no one else was there) If it weren't for the 6 stroke penalty our scores would be in the hundreds! So we spend a while golfing and Danielle hits her ball right into the water! Shes running to catch it before it goes in the huge body of water that it runs into and all I can do is laugh. Finally (we had to give up on a few holes, the ones that were uphill! those really sucked!) we make it over to the area in front of the dude thats working there. Of course all he can do is watch. I'm sure all he saw was us hitting it way off the course and Danielle fishing for her ball in the water with her club (when there is a rule NOT TO -way to go Danielle!-) We gave up on those ones too because we felt like asses! Once or twice he saw us taking the flags outta the little holes too (oops).. but if you think about it, there is no need for that I mean the only reason I didn't get a hole in one is because it hit the stupid flag and bounced out! I think next time I go minni golfing I'm going to take all the flags out and leave them out! When we finish we go over to Hannaford across the way. (No way am I going to leave a whole two dollars in my pocket) so we make our way over to the Hannaford. Well we start walking and realize there is this stupid little ditch thingy in our way. We go over and get something to drink and see my mom pull up over in the golf parking lot. I don't need her flipping out thinking I have been kidnapped so we go running through the ditch agian. (This rules out our idea of pushing each other around in shopping carts) My mom drops us off at JJs and we get some ice cream. On our way home there is an audi tt across the street so we cross so that I can look at my dream car up close. (Audi TTs are THE greatest cars in the world!) I guess that wraps up our adventure.. "Danielle, what's that pink thing?"
drainedFirst off megan invited herself over to my house. So Amy, Megan and I spent sometime debating about what to do (the fact that we had no money and we can't drive played a role in that) so after a while we just decided to go bike riding. We would get my bike out, then my old one and then we would go down to Amys to get hers. Theres one ity bity problem tho.. my old one is in the attic of the garage! So I go up there and Amy stands in the middle of the stairs. I hand her the back of the bike and she starts screaming for me to hold some of the wieght. So we are trying to ease this bike down a narrow set of STEEP stairs with Amy screaming that it's not going to work. And of course all Megan does is laugh her head off. We get the bike down and we have a second problem the tires are completely flat. My parents arn't home so we figure they would never know if we use the air compresser right? We bring the bike over to the other garage and spend about ten minutes trying to turn on the hose and are about to give up. I follow the hose to the huge air compresser on the other side of the room.. it is this huge red machine with a whole bunch of buttons and knobs. This should be EASY! So Amy and I get right in the little area with the machine and begin pushing, pulling, turning, twisting and hitting everything there. About 5 mintues later we decide to scratch bike riding and find something else to do. I give it one last shot and pull the thing that in the beginning I would have bet money didn't do anything and what happens? A loud WHOOOOOSH chases us out of the garage. I don't want my dad to know so I'm holding on to Amy's shirt screaming, "Make it stop, Make it stop!" After regaining our composier Amy and I slowly make our way back toward it to figure out how to shut it off when it stops by itself. Still laughing/shaking we now know that it has something to do with that button and the red knob, so we push both at the same time and are scared by a louder noise. This time we run right out into the driveway screaming. When we realize it's not about to blow up we try figuring out how to turn the hose on. Once again we don't get it and shut the thing off. This time we arn't about to try again so we get the primitive foot pump out and start pumping. A little while later we decide thats just gay and come back inside. We are sitting in the computer room when the promising sound of ice cream floats down the road... it's Mr. Ding-a-ling. Megan and I grab money and run outside. We get out front and are straining to hear when it begins to downpour down the street. We run down to play in the rain and when it gets too cold for us we wander back inside. Thats our adventure for the day!!!
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